November 2011
2 posts
Back in the Day.
Before I put them on, I used to check my shoes for spiders.
Nov 13th
Nov 7th
October 2011
1 post
Oct 31st
September 2011
1 post
Sep 2nd
August 2011
4 posts
Aug 30th
Aug 27th
Words I Don't Like.
Negligible. It sounds too much like ‘Negligee’.
Aug 22nd
Aug 14th
June 2011
2 posts
Jun 17th
Jun 5th
April 2011
2 posts
Apr 16th
This is true.
This morning at work I began cleaning a dusty sign. Then I read the sign. It said, “Cleaning In Progress”.
Apr 15th
January 2011
1 post
ListenBoat Behind - Kings of Convenience
Jan 22nd
December 2010
1 post
Secrets to Success in the Workplace.
Walk around the work place briskly while holding a stack of papers in one hand and a coffee mug in the other.
Dec 13th
1 note
November 2010
1 post
Words I Like.
Collywobbles.
Nov 10th
October 2010
1 post
Questions in Ethics.
While walking your dog, is it wrong to throw your dog’s poo in someone else’s bin if its on the side of the kerb?
Oct 26th
June 2010
1 post
I will miss...
roti pisang the leak in my bathroom ceiling living on the floor beneath my friends Yaw Fatt climbing up the hill to uni stealing Steve’s milo the puppies in front of Mydin Megabed the terrible traffic near Summit teh tarikh ais the birdies at the flower shop the cage giant mugs of juice at Rock Cafe the Casa Kids
Jun 15th
May 2010
2 posts
Crazy Malaysia.
During peak hour, traffic lights are replaced by policemen who do exactly what traffic lights should.
May 11th
May 3rd
April 2010
1 post
Apr 13th
March 2010
2 posts
Important Life Questions.
If you spray insect repellent on a mosquito, will it try to fly away from itself?
Mar 22nd
Weird Words.
Snorkel.
Mar 17th
February 2010
1 post
Words I Like.
Cobblestone.
Feb 14th
January 2010
1 post
Bummer of a Summer.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO WEAR A SCARF DURING SUMMER.
Jan 17th
November 2009
1 post
Nov 13th
October 2009
3 posts
Balloon Baffled.
Who decided that rubber bags of air were festive?
Oct 25th
“Wandering in a vast forest at night, I have only a faint light to guide me. A...”
– DIDEROT, Addition aus Pensees philosophiques, c. 1762 
Oct 15th
Words I Like.
Soot.
Oct 3rd
September 2009
1 post
ListenHurricane Jane - Black Kids
Sep 12th
1 note
August 2009
5 posts
Quacker of a Dream.
Last night I woke up laughing to the phrase ‘duck-buck’. 
Aug 30th
Aug 26th
Strange Beshaviour.
I was sitting on the train today. The guy next to me was shaving.
Aug 22nd
Aug 18th
Weird Words.
Nozzle.
Aug 16th